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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8062 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.