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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5451 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Mines Excavated: | 3159 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.