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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4607 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 107 |
Magic Items Found: | 7760 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 825 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.