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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3648 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 835 | Crops Grown: | 2133 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.