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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6447 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.