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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 539 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.