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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7594 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5912 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.