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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6183 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 7634 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
New Chunks Explored: | 667403 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.