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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9190 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8386 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2356 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.