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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5009 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 2734 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
