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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4332 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.