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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 547 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Animals Bred: | 53 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.