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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 243 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
