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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4655 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6204 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
