🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7525 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.