Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Animals Bred: 66
Runes Activated: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 9453 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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