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Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Holy Block Minecraft Server

BIBLE, BLOCK, Christian beliefs, christian music, christian videos, Christianity, Divine, eternal life, FAITH, gospel, grace, HOLY, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, SPIRITUAL, Worship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1637	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WeddingDressDrama

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	99

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyPainGone

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	698	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OilRaiders2020

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so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6121

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Raw Charms: Where Vanilla is always in style (and no, we’re not talking about ice cream)!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Description	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server and do not allow the use of mods.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP provided above to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rewards for voting for the server?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server on various websites are rewarded in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: Contact a staff member or use our Discord channel to report any rule violations.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with your fellow passport bros. We’ve got everything from diamond-studded pigs to talking creepers who tell dad jokes.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles for enchanted loot.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lag spike). See you in the virtual world, passport bros!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sibos Moves to Beijing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! In this server, we have moved Sibos to Beijing in 2024 for the first time ever! That’s right, you can attend the event at the China National Convention Centre in Minecraft form!

Join thousands of participants as they gather to hear expert speakers debate the theme ‘Connecting the future of finance’. With over 500 expert speakers sharing their insights and outlooks across 250+ sessions, you’ll learn about topics such as AI, digital currencies, tokenisation, ISO 20022, ESG, embedded finance, interoperability, and compliance.

But wait, there’s more! This year’s SIBOS is basically a Chainlink exhibition in our Minecraft world. So if you want to experience the future of finance in a whole new way, join our server now and get ready for some outrageous adventures!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoCutNoGroupOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values fairness and following the rules? Look no further! Our server is like the immigration line in that story – we make sure everyone follows the correct procedures and waits their turn. No cutting in line allowed, even if you’re with a group!

Join our server for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn the importance of following the rules and not trying to cheat your way to the front of the line. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends along the way – just make sure you’re all in the right queue together!

Don’t be the “asshole” who tries to cut the line – join our server and experience the thrill of waiting your turn like everyone else. Trust us, it’s worth the wait!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6564

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0