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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3729 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?