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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2589 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4954 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?