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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3334 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1068 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?