Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Holy Grails Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    • Origins (+ Extras!)
    • Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!)
    • Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets)
    • Mine Cells
    • Waystones
    • Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.)
    • Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.)
    • Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineCraftMixtape

    MineCraftMixtape
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PrisonCraft2021

    PrisonCraft2021
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

    Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

    Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

    But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Buff Network

    Buff Network

    Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Villages Defended: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlastDay

    BlastDay

    Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 104 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

    Java/IP 2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/IP mc.2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/Port 20302
    Region Japan

    2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

    The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

    Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

    The choice is yours as to what you do.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
    Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players? No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
    Is there a limit to what I can build on the server? No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

    Apple Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GooglyMinecraftSMP

    GooglyMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4177 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CreeperCIARecruit2021

    CreeperCIARecruit2021
    If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

    Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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