Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Server Type True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
    Server Stability Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
    Hosting Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
    Donations No donations required
    World Border No world border
    Gameplay Features No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
    Community Discord server available for communication
    Platform Java

    FAQs

    1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

    2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

    No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

    3. Is the server on hard mode?

    Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

    4. Can players donate to the server?

    No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

    5. Is there a world border on the server?

    No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

    6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

    No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

    7. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Kakegurui Minecraft Server

    Kakegurui Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 9826

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TVShowFanaticMC SMP

    TVShowFanaticMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

    CryCraft: Tears of Laughter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
    haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyNorseWarfare

    CraftyNorseWarfare
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

    plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MineLatam

    MineLatam

    We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    🏠 Land Claiming Claim your own land to protect your builds
    🛍️ Shopping District Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
    💨 Homes and TPA Set homes and teleport to other players
    🗺️ Live World Map View the server world map in real-time
    👾 Mob Heads Collect heads from defeated mobs
    🌙 One Player Sleep Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
    🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Earn ranks through various in-game activities
    🧍 Active Player Base Join a friendly and active community of players

    Server Information

    🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
    Can I participate in the shopping district? Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
    How do I set a home and teleport to other players? Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
    Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 380064 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

    Degrade The GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7329 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

    Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

    Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DiamondsForDudes

    DiamondsForDudes
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

    duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

    plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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