Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Brainless

    Brainless

    𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

    𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ | ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴᴇʀꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ꜱᴋᴜʟʟꜱ | ᴇᴅɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ | ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

    𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

    𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Buildings Constructed: 48

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 181 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 104 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Star Shards Collected: 284 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • IsraelStrikesIranLOL

    IsraelStrikesIranLOL
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Nano Climate Craft

    Nano Climate Craft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftopiaSMP

    CraftopiaSMP

    We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 New Chunks Explored: 841139
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

    Server Features:

    • the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

    • tuned economy

    • cases

    • airdrop (in development)

    • voting for a wipe

    • beautiful and multifunctional spawn

    • high-quality server setup

    • NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

    • block and resource store

    • responsive administration

    • voice chat

    • without gms, admins and lags

    Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

    For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

    For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Animals Bred: 133 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

    Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace
    Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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