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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4185 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!