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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1858 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 4894 |
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!