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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1064 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 80 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.
Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.
So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!