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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4223 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9520 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2838 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.
Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.
So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!