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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1427 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 1810 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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