u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Void Armor Forged: 15
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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