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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3968 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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