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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 327 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 2608 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 9932 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
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