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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1187 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 25 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4332 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
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