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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9316 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
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