Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3447 |
| Ores Mined: | 1055 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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