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Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Woke Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft SMP Zone

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Hey there fellow anime lover! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you Tokyo Mew Mew and Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!

Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for Doodle and Arkey Minecraft Server?

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Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with boring politics and grown-ups arguing like children? Join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether to build a giant statue of a llama or a chicken! Our community is filled with players who have left the real world behind to escape the madness of politics and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers. So come join us and leave the Republicans and Democrats behind – unless they want to join in on the fun too!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of fighting against alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you and your squad will work together to liberate planets and save the galaxy. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join our server for a chance to complete outrageous objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while racing against the clock. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a planet made entirely of diamonds – talk about a jackpot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground bases filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary sword hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the hero that saves the galaxy – one block at a time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Eastern Model Builders Minecraft SMP

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Oh, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft SMP! Not only do we have a thriving model kit community, but our members are also experts in building the most epic structures in the game. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are like the Bob Ross of Minecraft.

Join us and you’ll find yourself embarking on wild adventures with our eccentric group of players. Rumor has it that one of our members once built a functioning roller coaster that sent players flying through the sky at breakneck speeds. And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder in our community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8115

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ATTOEX MULTIGAME | Open Beta Testing Minecraft server

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Hello!

The revival of the ATTOMEX SURVIVAL project, whoever caught it on versions 1.5.2… understood)

Server from the developers of such projects as ATTOMEX SURVIVAL, FUNNYCRAFT(1.5.2), LEGACY, MASTERBLOCK!

The project was made from scratch!!!! The server is currently under development, but is already open to players!

Join us! Together we will make this project LEGENDARY again!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sea Pirate Adventures Minecraft Server

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Ahoy mateys! Are ye tired of sailing the high seas in search of booty and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the most fearsome pirate in all the land (or sea, in this case).

Pros of being a pirate at sea on our server: – Unlimited access to rum (just don’t drink and mine, it’s a bad idea) – Plunder and pillage to your heart’s content without any pesky authorities getting in your way – Build your own pirate ship and sail the seven seas with your trusty crew of misfits – Engage in epic battles with other pirates for control of the treasure-filled islands

Cons of being a pirate at sea on our server: – Scurvy may be a real concern, so make sure to stock up on those vitamin C-rich foods – Krakens, sea monsters, and other mythical creatures may try to sink your ship (but hey, that’s just part of the fun) – Your parrot may develop a foul mouth from hanging around you and your crew too much – The occasional mutiny might happen, but hey, it keeps things interesting!

So what are ye waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the most notorious pirate to ever sail the digital seas! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re a lot scarier than any sea monster. Aye aye, captain!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place on the block! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just because you can. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us at Dyrbt and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SecretCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The MRB System” – a piece of blocky technology that can analyze the building memories contained within a Minecraft player’s brain! Join us as we delve into the virtual world of Minecraft and uncover the secrets hidden within each player’s final moments.

Our server is so advanced that we have a special police unit, Section Block, dedicated to investigating griefing crimes and solving mysterious disappearances in the pixelated world. Will you join us in this thrilling adventure, or will you be too scared to face the blocky truth?

Come on, don’t be a creeper – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mystery-solving experience! Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in the world of blocks and pixels.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Game-Changing Haircut Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP where your hairstyle can determine your success in the game! That’s right, our server is run by a group of fashion-forward villagers who will judge you based on your pixelated locks. Want to join our prestigious community? Better make sure your avatar’s hair is on point!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden dungeon in the server where the rarest hair accessories can be found. From diamond-encrusted hair ties to enchanted hairbrushes, only the most stylish players will be able to uncover these treasures and show them off to the rest of the server.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing that matters is your building skills, come join us where your hairstyle is the key to victory. Who knew that a simple haircut could make or break a game?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Pixel Adventure Minecraft Server

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Unicorns, bacon, explosions!

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where unicorns roam freely, bacon grows on trees, and explosions are a daily occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the legendary Bacon King rules with an iron fist (made of bacon, of course).

But that’s not all – we also have a giant maze made entirely of cake, a rollercoaster that loops through the clouds, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil army of zombie llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tubman’s Rolling Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the Tubmans are always ready to roll out! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, diamond armor for days, and a secret stash of TNT that will blow your mind (literally). Plus, our server is home to the legendary Tubmans, a group of players who are known for their insane building skills, epic PvP battles, and their love of pranking unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Tubman legacy. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from giant chickens raining from the sky to a zombie apocalypse that will have you running for your life. Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	99
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8