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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2176 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.