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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7717 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.