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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2554 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 300 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 181 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.