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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5568 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 444 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music while exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, and now players are mutating into half-human, half-creeper hybrids! Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun… we think.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!