Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 441
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY