Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	7244	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Towns Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Animals Bred:	105
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5167	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	2790

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	922816
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	160

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6481
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	113	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4477
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).