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Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	271
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Star Shards Collected:	98
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2653	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Items Found:	4949	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchantments Applied:	172	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Animals Bred:	88
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	136	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1056	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2147
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2721
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1