Pirates of the Dead | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimension Hops:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5544

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3538	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mines Excavated:	4820	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5560
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	747	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7190	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

Ancient, Ancient civilization, Ancient Romans, ancient rome, Civilization, Cooking, Culinary, culinary history, culture, Food, food history, History, Mediterranean, Oil, Olive, olive oil, olive oil scrapping, Román, Roman cuisine, Roman culture, Rome, Scrappers, Scrapping, Thoughts

join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain pathways, brain plasticity, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive skills, creativity, Development, Handed, handedness, language development, language processing, Lateralization, left, left handed, linguistic abilities, Music, music cognition, Musicians, neuroscience, Unique

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8