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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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