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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Villages Defended: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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