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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1048 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
