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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2826 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7458 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
