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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6690 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8770 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
