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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5084 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 122 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7784 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
