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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1712 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3571 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
